It all ends up here eventually

My tweets for the day:

• scratched my nose, unleashed a torrent of blood like turning on a faucet. A whole paper towel fits in my sinuses. Who knew? #TMI
• I wonder if Billy Mays' obituary will be printed in all caps? Also, will he be eulogized at 2am on basic cable channels?
• Painted my first new watercolor in a long time. It's ridiculous, and huge. is.gd/1hKY9

My tweets for the day:

• to my faint embarrassment, Prince's music from the 80's makes my but wiggle involuntarily. Also, U sho' nuff do be cookin, in my book.

My tweets for the day:

• Waiting for reports that MJ's decanted brain is being prepared for transfer to his giant robot body on the outskirts of Las Vegas

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• RT @jzellis: Facebook. It's kind of like if the pictures in your high school yearbook came alive and went bald and said sorry. is.gd/1c43V

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• On our way to antidote for coffee
• vivid nightmare about zombie apocalypse. was running out of ammo,

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• For everyone asking, the enV touch is a really good device. No complaints, very fast, impressive software. Gets my approval.

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• Had a great visit from my dad, he helped put up weather stripping and reflective window coatings, hung out with Maddie.

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• Realizing that even on minimal sleep and working long hours, i'm still disgustingly chipper on the phone with customers. #whatswrongwithme
• My suggestions for new device accessories keep getting rejected by management. Battery powered franken-finger stylii are not meant to be.

My tweets for the day:

• Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go o o. I want MY FUCKING MAGIC NICOTINE POUCHES WHICH I FORGOT AT HOMEor failing that, to be sedated.
• Finally off of work and home. NOW I remember why I don't usually do overtime on top of 10 hour work days.

My tweets for the day:

• Morning still burns, even though its not anymore. COFFEE LETS ME PUNCH THE SUNRISE IN THE FACE.

My tweets for the day:

• signing up for more overtime, because sleep is for the weak. The weak and the financially secure.
• Morning burns.

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• all my clever has leaked out, replaced with simmering annoyance.

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• the Wii has finally relented, currently playing the Dr. Horrible DVD just fine. Bwahahaha.

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• ingesting the necessary chemicals required for social interaction that does not involve crushing those before me with my protruding brow.
• So damn chipper that I'm annoying myself.
• Sincerely hoping that Sarah Palin is the new face of the republican party. It's so satisfying to see her smacked down.

My tweets for the day:

• Yay! It's officially a pandemic! And @baldheretic finally got blip.fm loaded with Flying Fish Sailors songs! ♫ blip.fm/~820td

Yay! It's officially a pandemic! And @baldheretic finally got blip.fm loaded with Flying Fish Sailors songs!

My tweets for the day:

• goddamnit XP! How much freakin' patching do you need? Your weekly band-aids are cutting into my torrent bandwidth on my crappy DSL. DIE.
• every financial transaction I make kicks a txt to my phone. In the future, I'll go to the restroom and get a txt thanking me for the deposit

My tweets for the day:

• having a fine slow day at home with the family.

My tweets for the day:

• My broken tooth keeps threatening to explode into unquenchable cranial nerve pain. Warning twinges, keeping me on edge.